Stand Up Comedy [43]
One thing that I know by hanging out with my grandmother is that will be no dignity left with old people. Like by the time my generation gets old. It’s weird. Old people now is so sweat and nice. You know, I can’t swear on my grandmother. Even if I’m like : “Oh that’s sucks”, my mother like “Scheeeeeeee, don’t say that. Not around grandma. That’s not word we use on grandma. You know that”. But I swear all the time. That’s how I’m gonna be when I’m old, you know. My grandson gonna be like : “Hey grandpa, let’s go to the zoo” - “What ? The zoo ? Fuck that. I’m not fucking go to the zoo. What are you ? Gay ?” – “Ma, grandpa said I was gay” – “Don’t tell on me, beach”Nick Swardson
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