Stand Up Comedy
If I have to watch another story on CNN about high school kids killing high school kids … I’m gonna kill somebody.
I didn’t wanna be in school today because you have to be good in math, and I sucked at math, but if you’re in school today, you better be good at math, because your life depend on you getting the equation right.
If Little Johnny comes in the cafeteria with a HK-47, with all seventeen shots, and he already squeeze off six rounds, injured four people and I’m fifteen feet from the exit door, how fast do I have to run, before Little Johnny picks me up and pumps a couple of shots in my direction ?
Jimmy Shubert
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