Stand Up Comedy
Hanging out in the bus station. A guy comes up to me. He’s got just one tooth. Just one. And he’s not even taking good care of it either. And he comes out to me and say: “Can I help you ? “. Help me do what ? Remember to brush ? What can you help me do ?
He’s like : “Oh no. I thought you need some directions”. If I need directions, I’m not ask a man with one tooth, I ask a man with one leg. Because he definitely knows the easiest way to get there, am I right ? Oh Yeah. If there’s a short cut, that one leager guy knows where it is. You won’t be hoping fences or climbing ladders. He would get you right there.
Dave Attell
He’s like : “Oh no. I thought you need some directions”. If I need directions, I’m not ask a man with one tooth, I ask a man with one leg. Because he definitely knows the easiest way to get there, am I right ? Oh Yeah. If there’s a short cut, that one leager guy knows where it is. You won’t be hoping fences or climbing ladders. He would get you right there.
Dave Attell