Stand Up Comedy
My girlfriend said : “Have you been having sex behind my back ?”
I said : “Who did you think it was ? And by the way, it wouldn’t kill you to look back once in a while to check how I’m doing”
And then she said : Jimmy, we’re in a crossroad in our relationship. Down one road is hard work and commitment, but ultimately happiness. And down the other road is a dead end.”
And I said : “That’s not a crossroad. That’s a T-junction “
Jimmy Carr