Stand Up Comedy

I have a standing fan in my house that goes back and forth. It looks like the fan is saying “no”. So I like to ask it questions that a fan would say no too.
- Do you keep my hair in place ?
- Do you keep my documents in order ?
- Do you have three settings ?
LIAR. My fan fucking lied to me. Now I will pull the pin up. Now you ain’t saying shit.
Mitch Hedberg