Stand Up Comedy
Women wanna give us men credit for be complicated. They don’t know. That’s what you get with us. We freak them out. I got a woman friend come over the other day and she was all upset like : “Jake, I don’t understand how can a man wanna have sex with a plastic doll”.
She saw one of those inflated sex dolls in a bachelor party. She’s like : “How can a man wanna have sex with a plastic doll ? How can a man wanna put his penis is a plastic doll ?”
And I said : “Well… it’s not plan A. I can’t say for sure, but I think we can a assume that a series of things went wrong to lead up to that plastic doll“
Jake Johannsen
She saw one of those inflated sex dolls in a bachelor party. She’s like : “How can a man wanna have sex with a plastic doll ? How can a man wanna put his penis is a plastic doll ?”
And I said : “Well… it’s not plan A. I can’t say for sure, but I think we can a assume that a series of things went wrong to lead up to that plastic doll“
Jake Johannsen