Stand Up Comedy
My daughter calls me from college and she goes : “Hey dad, my boyfriend is staring to wonder what’s like to go all the way …”.
I said : “Well, maybe I came down there and fuck him and then he won’t be curious anymore”.
“Well Steve, was what you expected ? …stop crying … maybe tomorrow I teach you how to blow me … you’re not gonna shit on the bed, don’t worry …”
Robert Schimmel