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Stand Up Comedy


Sting is the hippest name, let’s face it. The guy named himself a verb. Present tense. Cause his not Stang, and his not Stinging. His Sting. It’s so cool, I admire that.

His real name is Gordon, and he changes it to Sting ? Who’s got the balls to tell their friends to call him Sting ? Cause at one point in his life, he had to remind them :
- Excuse me, from now on would you mind calling me Sting ?
- Fuck you. Yeah, my name is Bite and this is my friend Scracth. Now get me a beer, Gordy.
- Sorry. Two beers light, coming right away. I’m gonna grow up and be a rock star, you’ll see. Wherever you go, I’ll watching you …, I’ll watching you …

Dana Carvey
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