Stand Up Comedy
I heard one thing on the television the other day that only a woman could said and of course, everyone in the audience pretend this was true.
She said : “A couple should explore their mutual fantasies”.
There are no such things as mutual fantasies. Yours bore us, ours offend you.
Ladies trust me. There is no fantasy where a handsome prince runs to you across a meadow and takes you with is arms and pledges is undying love … and then comes on your face. That would be a mutual fantasy.
Bill Maher