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O que há de errado comigo ? Eu não sei nada e continuo limpo.

Stand Up Comedy


I remember when I got married and my wife say to me : “We need to talk”. I usually make the mistake of … talking. And every time I talk, I got my butt in more and more trouble.

Now I’ve learned. If she says to me “We need to talk”, I do exactly the something I do when a police officer walks to my car window. I look straight ahead and I give short yes and no answers until I find out of what I’m been accused of.

There’s no sense in pleading guilty to a crime they don’t know about yet.

Jeff Foxworthy

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