Stand Up Comedy
I was in Canada. This canadian woman ask me : “What americans really think about Canada ?”. And I was like : “… We don’t. And as a mater of fact, until we run out of natural recourses, you guys are pretty safe.”
But when that day comes : “… knock, knock…Hey Canada, how it’s going ?... humm… we’re out of wood. I don’t know how to put this… ahhh…get out !”
Jon Stewart