Stand Up Comedy

Next time you’re walking by a car that is getting a ticket, act like it’s your car. They’re not gonne think twice about it. Just walk over and go :
- That’s my car. Don’t give it a ticket, you piece a shit. Oh Yeah. You can tow it … I dare you to tow it … You can’t even get a tow. Don’t act like you have the power to tow my car.
I’ve had 45 cars towed yesterday. Is that wrong ?
Todd Glass