Stand Up Comedy [49]

If you’re a female and you’re gay… you like woman, … hey, me too.
And if you’re man fag, goddammit … anybody willing to suck my dick is a good person. I’m not saying I’m gone let you, I just like the thought behind of what you want to do.
Don’t thing of me funny, what if tomorrow there’s a fucking plague and every women in America dies - you’re jerking off, I got a friend.
I’m not saying I’m looking forward to. I got options, that’s all I’m saying.
Diversify. Diversify.
Carlos Mencia