Stand Up Comedy
We love violence in this country. We have those violence tendencies. I’m not the only person. I know you’re like me. When you see someone walking down the street wearing a superman t-shirt, you just wanna shoot them in the chest.
Yeah. And when they start to bleed, you go: “I guess not”. Don’t wear the shirt. Wear a shirt that says – I Bleed If You Shoot Me In The Chest – and then I won’t shoot you in the chest, superbleeder.
Dane Cook