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O que há de errado comigo ? Eu não sei nada e continuo limpo.

Stand Up Comedy

Global warming ? Listen, this sounded legit to me, so I thought I better do some research, I don’t want to piss way on this one, till I know what’s up. I’ve got kids.

Well, there’s a lot of different data, but as far as I can gather, the crocks of it is over the last hundred years the temperature of this planet has gone up 1.8 degrees.

Am I the only one who finds that amazingly stabile ? You know something … I’m kind of glad it went up. I’m always a little chilly anyway.

But the environmentalists they don’t want ear it. They get really cranky. They’ll give you that guilt card.
- So what about your kids ?
- Of course I love my kids. I hope they live to be a hundred. It’s another 1.8.
Then they give you :
- What about your kids kids ?
- 3.6 … I mean…I just tell them we move to Phoenix or something.
Then they get really crazy on you.
- What about your kids kids kids kids kids kids kids ?
- Well, I never gonna meet them. I’d like to tell you they matter, but they don’t. You get around four kids out there… I don’t give a shit anymore. I assume I’ve had relatives thousands years ago who could care less about me. “Well, should I leave the cave today and use a bland instrument to kill a mammoth to get some meat or should I get ready for Dennis’s arrival in the mid nineteenth hundreds ?”

Dennis Miller

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4:01 PM

O vice-presidente do Bush pai, Dan potatoe Quayle, chegou que o aquecimento global eram bom para o ambiente. Ou então era uma brincadeira do Bill Maher, mas ele parecia estar a falar a sério.    



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